This is an actual Gchat conversation I had with a girl I used to TA. Moral: If a classmate or student of yours asks you a question that can be readily answered by Google, you mess with them.
Sorry, Student #1, I had to.
Student #1: hey, do you know what statute CJ stands for?
Mark: Courts and Judicial Proceedings
Student #1: where do u find that?
Mark: i heard it’s on Westlaw
Student #1: where on Westlaw?
Mark: Is that like a Google question or a Mark question?
Student #1: hahaha
Mark: I sent for a search party. HOLD ON!
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Student #1: Stop it. I was kidding. No worries. ill be good
Mark: No no, I insist. I just want to help.
Student #1: its all good. Thank you so much though.
Mark: no no no. It’s too much trouble for you. I WANT to help. Does this help? Clink this link
I’m a 3L. I have time. DID YOU FIND IT YET?
Student #1: Yes. Long time ago. Thanks.
Mark: Please make sure
Student #1: Positive. no worries.
Student #1: You’re retarded. Not funny at all.
Mark: Funny? Now who’s not taking this tragedy seriously?
Student #1: ugh. You’re being a pain in the butt
Mark: Like this?
Student #1: you’re mean. Really evil
Mark: it’s a curse really. I have a compulsion to entertain myself
Student #1: It’s sick.
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